An actual conversation between my wonderful husband and myself.
Me (totally not intoxicated): So I think we should rethink the French Teacher movie. I think maybe we should have her have a job I actually know something about.
Jeremy (equally "not intoxicated"): What do you mean?
Me: Well like a hotel front desk agent or something I know about.
Jeremy: Yeah! And there's this monkey that checks in...
Me: Oh, yeah? And his name is Dunston?
Jeremy: No, no. It's where Dustin Diamond Checks In! To make porn!
Me: Eww!
Jeremy: Can you imagine cleaning up after that?
Me: Eww!
Jeremy laughs, then: Man, I totally blocked that out, I haven't thought about that in a long time, have you?
Me: What? Do you think I just sit around thinking about Dustin Diamond giving people Dirty Sanchezes all day? Jesus!
Jeremy laughs uncontrollably.
I think you portrayed me fairly though I'm much more muscular in real life.
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